Semiotic Guerilla Warfare...wurd

Bitches, I'm gonna subvert your shit by OWNING it. And hence, I will own YOU! Down with consumerism, down with elitism, down with the man, down with Sex and the City.

You know what I'mma do? I'ma do dis:

• Wear that damn sundress with a big broch. Then you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna wear a scarf over it.
• I look good in a vest. It ain't just for skinny-ass bitches with no boobs. I'm gonna wear that vest, I'mma wear it good and I'm gonna wear a dupatta and a hat with it too. And some desi- ass-lookin bangles. BOO YAH
• I'm gonna buy me a polo and pop that collar like its popcorn and relish your reaction to it like I relish the butter on popcorn...or better yet, ghee on some paratha. Mmm... So, come to think of it, I'm gonna wear that polo and I'm gonna wear some blingin costume jewelry with it. Not just some lame pearls. And probably a bindi too.
  
• Buy a bootleg off the street and paint this on it: I'd rather give my money to a hard working immigrant or a Chinese laborer than some European robot, exploitative designer with a pole up his ass. It all come from the same places anyway. China, South Asia, Latin America... NOT from Europe. Ya herrrd?
• Put "anything but effin' Radiohead" in the Music section of my F'book profile.
• Mmm...halters are sexaaay. I got me a halter dress. That's right, I got one. And now, I'm gonna wear a cardigan over it and maybe some leggings under it too. BOO YAH again.
  

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